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Joke of the Day

"In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says ""what the hell is that"" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""

"My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence"

"Did you hear about the Meat Packing CEO? He built his empire from the ground up. Ground up meat."

"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"

"Must be confusing for Sean Connery's grandchildren when he asks them to ""Come shit on my lap."""

"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."

"A good artist knows where to draw the line."

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."