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Joke of the Day

"In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says ""what the hell is that"" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE."

"Why did the pharoah go to the dentist? Because egypt his tooth."

"One time I accidentally listened to a John Mayer song & spontaneously generated 2 thumb rings before it was over."

"If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial."

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"

"Son: Dad, you work so hard and never get any credit. You're like a superhero! Dad: Nice try. You're still not getting the Internet password."

"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."

"So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'."