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Joke of the Day

"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."

"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"

"What's it like to have a social life? Asking for a friend."

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."

"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."

"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway."

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"