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Joke of the Day

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"Why was the cannibal sad at dinner? Because he got the cold shoulder."

"Two redditors walk into a bar"

"My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney."

"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"

"I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps. Also, all my horses have gone missing."

"If Apple made a car, what would it be lacking? Windows"

"Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a ""V"" formation? Because there are more birds on that side."

"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."