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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"

"What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday? Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years."

"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""

"What is the quietest place on Earth? The complaint department at a parachute packing company."

"It was so cold in D.C. today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"I would tell a joke about fat people, But they have enough on their plate as it is."

"Instagram would have been a good name for a weed delivery service"

"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"

"What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy"

"imagined Beyonce taking a dump and it ruined my morning"