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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"

"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""

"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."

"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."

"Expeditions to Mars Russian expedition: ""Well, there is Mars."" American expedition: ""Well, there are the life forms. Disgusting"" Chinese expedition: ""Not if you know how to cook them properly"""

"It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am."

"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"

"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."

"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."