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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"I deliberately mispronounce 'quinoa' and then adjust the server's tip according to how condescending they are when they correct me."

"What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club."

"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."

"What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager."

"in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle"

"What will be served at Trump's inagural dinner? Crackers."

"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."

"I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem But, you know what? He doesn't seem to mind"