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Joke of the Day

"When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there's really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge."

"Vasaline is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children... *Just stick that stuff on the outside of the doorknob and the kids can't turn the knob to get in."

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on"

"Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives"

"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."

"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."

"What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common? Neither of them are gonna choke."

"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."

"Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!"