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Joke of the Day

"When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there's really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge."

"One of the lights in my bathroom is out. I look at least ten years younger."

"This is a really good joke April fools!"

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

"Mom , Mom, they call me ""the Cliffhanger"" in School... ... Mom: Why is that my son? Son: Because...[Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud]"

"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."

"Being successful is like getting pregnant.. ..Everyone will come to congratulate you but no one dares to ask how hard and how many times you were fucked."

"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"

"I milked the cow ""We don't have a cow"" the neighbors' cow then ""Their cat?"" Pretty sure it was a cow he was saying moo ""Meow"" Ah shoot"