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Joke of the Day

"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge."

"Sorry I got confused & grabbed your fist bump like a doorknob."

"[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably."

"Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging."

"Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."

"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"

"Where do fat people live? Obe-city"