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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] I wanted to make a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. He was an apeist!"

"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."

"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."

"Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!"

"Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom."

"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"

"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"