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Joke of the Day

"It might seem unusual to feed a horse using one's anus. Butt hay, who am I to judge?"

"I believe in God and have a sense of humor about it. But when you insist that makes me an idiot, you sound as tolerant as Mel Gibson."

"In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: ""*Or else*""."

"Probably not a coincidence that Taylor Swift just spent $17M on a mansion only two states away from me."

"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."

"Popup ads are the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet."

"I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he's the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all."

"Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion."

"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."