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Joke of the Day

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"

"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"Yoga pants and Walmart My nephew told me all women have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely it's a gift!"

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"I demand a binary world. Everything should be black and white. Or not."

"This article says 80% of men feel confident being naked in front of a woman. Twitter says the rest prefer being naked in front of a donut."

"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."