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Joke of the Day
"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"
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"I fart, why..because it's the only gas I can afford."
"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."
"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"
"I came. I shaw. I shanked."
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist piece of shit."
"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"
"If you had to steal a bike from someone, who would it be? A black guy, because it's probably already stolen."
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"