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Joke of the Day
"I came. I shaw. I shanked."
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"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."
"I was hit on the head by a soda can once But luckily it was a soft drink!"
"Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion."
"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""
"""1st day at school"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" . Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?"
"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."
"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."
"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."