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Joke of the Day

"If you had to steal a bike from someone, who would it be? A black guy, because it's probably already stolen."

"I heard they're releasing a new yoyo for more formal events It's going to be called a welcomewelcome."

"Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!"

"Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea"

"Oral B is sponsoring tonight's NASCAR race. That seems like an odd choice for a sponsorship, considering most NASCAR fans don't even have teeth."

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."

"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."

"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."

"Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"I'm kind of a workplace bad boy. Once I called a dude 'fuckface' in a job interview. Then I didn't even give him the job."