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Joke of the Day

"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"

"You know what they say... If a Chilean Miner gets scared and runs back to his hole it's winter for 6 more weeks."

"I plan to watch some movie with girlfriend this evening. Can somebody recommend a girlfriend?"

"What game do you play with a wombat? Wom."

"How does a woman apologize to a man? I'm sorry, but it's your fault."

"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."

"I once farted in an Apple Store... I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad at me and I said it's your fault, you don't have windows"

"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"

"That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your mum."

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ? The Indians just kept coming and coming"