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Joke of the Day
"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."
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"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."
"I could lose 120 pounds in less than a week, but apparently there's some kind of silly NewYork law against killing your ex."
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"
"Do you or anyone you know regularly kill it on the web with net posts? You may be entitled to a false sense of self worth"
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... And he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"It's so good for USA that Barack Obama is running the country Black people are good at running."
"A man walks into a bar But it's atmospheric pressure so he's fine."
"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."
"If they ever start charging for air... I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal."