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Joke of the Day

"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hold up."

"I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks."

"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."

"ME (wakes up from coma): whatve I missed WIFE: Trump's running for prez & the Cubs are favs to win the World Series M: haha ok but srsly tho"

"Call me a stun gun Because I'm going to shock you with a bad joke."

"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"

"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"

"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."

"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""