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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar But it's atmospheric pressure so he's fine."
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"A man is applying for Australian citizenship when the clerk asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" ""No"" the man says. ""Is that still required?"""
"I get my best showering ideas when I'm writing jokes."
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"I know a teen girl who can only think of numbers that follow the pattern 1+2x where x is a real whole number She can't even..."
"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."
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