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Joke of the Day
"It's so good for USA that Barack Obama is running the country Black people are good at running."
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"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."
"Why did the Redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"
"Who's the idiot that called it ""The Wizard of Oz"" and not ""The Flair Witch Project""?"
"According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago."
"No, 2013, you were not the worst year. But thank you for trying."
"Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry."
"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."
"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"