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Joke of the Day

"Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed? BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!"

"What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for? The next page."

"I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag."

"You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis"

"Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing"

"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"

"I don't get Roomba commercials. Like who spills an entire box of cereal on the floor and is like eh leave it for the robot to clean up"

"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"

"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."