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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"
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"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"
"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? Then it probably hasn't been made yet."
"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."
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"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."
"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."
"Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work."