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"[God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren't"
"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."
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"Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament"
"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."