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Joke of the Day
"An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain."
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"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."
"What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry."
"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency"
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"They say your memory is the first thing to go But I can't remember losing that"
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"What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants Noel-ephants..."