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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"
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"Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs."
"Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack."
"The worst thing about turning up at the ER drunk at 4am is explaining to the nurse that my 9 year old drove here."
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."
"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."
"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."
"[getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid ""Well which one is it?"""
"If Disney movies have taught me anything, it's that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects."
"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"