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Joke of the Day
"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."
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"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"
"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."