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Joke of the Day
"Greek cheese turns me on. It is a feta-ish."
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"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."
"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""
"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
"[1st date] -I'm a fish whisperer. Wow, what does that mean? -*whispers* Fish. Oh... Haha um what do you- -*whispers right in her ear* Fish."
"Hey babe , there is a party in my pants! And URINE.................Vited!"
"Which stretches further, human skin or rubber? Human skin! The Bible tells us Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles."
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"Knock knock Who's there. Nobody. Nobody who. (And so concludes this joke from my 3yr old. We think it's pretty good.)"
"I have a great ebola joke! You probably won't get it"