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Joke of the Day
"They say your memory is the first thing to go But I can't remember losing that"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."
"I used to work at a muffler shop... That shit was exhausting. Then I got a job a vacuum store, but it sucked even more."
"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."
"How can the blind not see... Get rid of the Jews if he can't see what color their eyes are?"
"What does Santa listen to while delivering presents? sleigh-er"
"Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other. She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
"[comes out of coma after 12 years] ME: Holy shit I forgot to set my AIM status to 'Away'! DOCTOR: you might want to take a seat"
"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""
"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."