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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
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"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach."
"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""
"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"
"There was a bad accident involving a funeral procession the other day. It was terrible! The toll was four injured, one dead."
"Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ? I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work."
"Batman walks into a bar..... followed by 13 sodium atoms...... (for all you chemists out there....)"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."