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Joke of the Day

"Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ? I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work."

"What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion? A portion."

"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."

"How do you know a wood pieces history? You check its logbook"

"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."

"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."

"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"

"A man walks up to a woman sitting alone... ...He ask her ""Did you fall from heaven?"" She begins to blush and giggle and replies with a smirk ""Maybe.. Why?"" ""Because you look *really* fucked up."""

"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"

"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"