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Joke of the Day

"Batman walks into a bar..... followed by 13 sodium atoms...... (for all you chemists out there....)"

"[Jesus opens his fortune cookie] SOMEONE WILL BETRAY YOU ""Uh oh"" YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 4 2 0 6 9 ""Haha nice!"""

"What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love"

"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."

"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""

"If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, they'd make it a requirement for people to share their ""mental status"" in addition to each new status update."

"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."

"What's the first step to making your favorite Jewish dish? Preheat the oven"

"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."