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Joke of the Day

"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."

"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."

"Remember the guy who lost his left side? He's *alright* now"

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead ""You don't understand how that saying works, do you?"" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"

"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"