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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"

"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."

"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."

"There's nothing like finding a screw on the floor to make me wonder for the rest of the day about what's going to fall apart and kill me."

"This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area."

"When I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request."

"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."

"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."

"NEVER shake a baby. Unless you think it might have money in it."

"Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited"