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Joke of the Day

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."

"I want to apologize to the person who followed me at 2:21am and unfollowed me by 6:45am. It was a wild ride, and I will miss you."

"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."

"A bird just landed on Bernie Sanders' podium during a speech It's a shame it was just a bird and not 800 delegates"

"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""

"Money can't buy you happiness? Well, poverty can't buy you anything."

"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"

"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."

"Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""