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Joke of the Day
"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."
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"What do priests and zits have in common? They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces"
"Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars."
"I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them."
"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"
"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""
"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."
"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."
"Don't grocery shop hungry. Don't go to bed angry. Don't promise when ur happy. Don't do anything. Just kinda sit there til u die."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."