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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have sex with strangers? An oxymormon."

"A pedophile serial killer lures a child into a forest on a rainy night The kid says, ""I'm scared."" The pedophile responds, ""You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."""

"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"

"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way"

"Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire."

"Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? Because they're ear-rash-ional."

"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."

"Her: Oh, please... You'll make a pass at anything in a skirt. Me: Yeah, last night a Scotsman nearly killed me!"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."