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Joke of the Day
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."
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"I hate ""save the date"" engagement cards. After divorce you should have to send out ""hey forget about that one date 6 months ago"" cards"
"3 tomatoes are walking down the street A dad tomato, a mom tomato and a child tomato. The child starts to lag behind so, the dad walks back to him and squashes him and says ""ketchup"""
"I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes"
"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""
"Why Can't you fool an aborted baby Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"If marriage has taught me one thing in life, it's how to masturbate in bed without waking my wife up."
"has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life"
"If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them."
"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."