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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? Because they're ear-rash-ional."
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"Sometimes I'm tempted to run into a Gym and tell men which machine they should be using to impress women. It's called an ATM."
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."
"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."
"My girlfriend is like Christmas.. Only comes once a year."
"What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool? He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)"
"Where do puppies go when they die? Back into the microwave so I can get in another round."
"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."
"What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees? Social justice."