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Joke of the Day
"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."
Next Joke
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."
"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."
"The year is 1981. Everybody's working for the weekend. 2044: the weekend becomes sentient. 2048: Everybody's working for the weekend."
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Oh shit, some arsehole has got my pen."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"
"I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !"
"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."
"""Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"" ""Well, alright."" ""Girl, I feel with my nerves."""