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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire."
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"What sound does a banambulance make? Naner naner naner"
"My grandpa once told me... If you want a girl to accept your proposal, you have to spend 2 months salary on a ring. I asked him, what the hell is a salary?"
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"
"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"
"Given the number of tampon's wrappers in our trash either my wife is searching for the 1 with a Golden Ticket or shit just got real."
"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."
"What do you call a lesbian who drives a Chevy Astro full of penises? A Dick Van Dyke"
"I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts."
"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."