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Joke of the Day
"Donald ""Pharmabro"" Trump: He wwebsite as on the internet!"
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"Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage.."
"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"
"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."
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