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Joke of the Day
"why do italian women wear long black gloves? to cover up their long black hair"
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"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."
"What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys? Leave my presents"
"A man goes to the doctors... and says ""I think I'm a moth"" The Doctor says, ""I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that"". The man says, ""Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on""."
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."
"The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there."
"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."
"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."