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Joke of the Day

"Helmholtz Resonators made out of Lampshades, Company name is Silence of the Lamps"

"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."

"probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet"

"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."

"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."

"Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants."

"[ouija board] Who are you? *board begins spelling* G-R-E-E-N--M-A-R-I-O What the -- a Luigi Board?! W-A-H-O-O--I-T-S-A--M-E"

"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""