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Joke of the Day

"Why can't New Zealanders tell you how many sexual partners they've had? Every time they start to count, they fall asleep."

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."

"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."

"Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom."

"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."

"If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15."

"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."

"I'm not crazy, everyone else in the world is just boring."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."

"What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife? The knife has a point"