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Joke of the Day

"I just don't know where I stand on masturabation... I mean, on one hand it feels good, but on the other hand it feels bad."

"I like my chairs the way I like my women Quiet and conforming to my body"

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"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."

"Two cows walk into a vegan bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."""

"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"

"ONLY text me in an emergency. Like my car's shooting flames from the trunk, one of my exes dies eventfully, or if someone thinks I'm sexy."

"""Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now"" ""Emo? Nah yo, EMU"" ""Im confused.."" *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* ""Hi confused, Im Dad"""

"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."

"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."