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Joke of the Day

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."

"You say ""potato"", I say ""This isn't working. I think we are unhealthy together and you scare the shit out of me. Keep the cat. He hates me."""

"I always get ""never shake a baby"" and ""cats always land on their feet"" mixed up. Anyways I need a lawyer."

"After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt"

"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."

"HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!"

"I call my friend the revolving door When it comes to girls, he just can't close"

"How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!"

"___________________________________ With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."

"So I've been clearing out my attic... ... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust."