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Joke of the Day

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."

"I just met a woman who told me she had ""trouble keeping weight on"" in times of stress. I ate her."

"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"

"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"I am terrible at English... But I love meth. **Note: As far as I know my brother came up with this joke and I can't find it on the internet so.**"

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."

"[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*"

"I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper."

"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"

"Why was Oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth."