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Joke of the Day
"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."
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"There was a knock in my door ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Get out, I didn't call police, I called whores"" ""Your neighbors called us"" ""Let them fuck you then"""
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"""I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me"" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool."
"2 introverts walk into a bar, one says to the other..."
"Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam."
"Don't get me wrong I'm impressed by the Olympics but what really impresses me is people who sleep with their cell phones in other rooms."
"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"