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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D"

"I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy."

"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""

"Breaking Bad is a horrible influence, making terrible things seem cool. Next thing you know, kids will want to start using flip phones."

"How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar? He shreds."

"How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho."

"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"

"What do gay men and ambulances have in common Both get loaded from the rear and go woop-woop!"

"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"

"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."