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Joke of the Day

"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."

"A joke from the Future. *#58821*"

"A midget went to visit the doctors There was a long wait and the nurse said ""you're going to have to be a little patient"""

"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."

"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."

"I didn't fall for you, you f*cking tripped me"

"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"

"Her: Is breakfast almost ready? Me: Yeah, I just have to drain the sausage. Her: Can't we please wait till after breakfast for that?"

"Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color."