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Joke of the Day
"I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy."
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"I was having a piss in a war zone. Probably wasn't the best time for one of my fellow soldiers to yell, ""Cover me!"""
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
"What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream? The cream"
"What the difference between Australia and a glass of milk? Leave the glass of milk alone long enough and it'll develop a culture."
"Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!"
"Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner."
"Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are."
"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."