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Joke of the Day

"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""

"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."

"Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch."

"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."

"What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves? Your mom."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."

"Where does Sean Connery keep his guns? In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense."

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle."

"What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin? They became flatman and ribbon. /u/realhermit has left the building."