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Joke of the Day

"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."

"Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"Whats the difference between Harambe and a African child? People give a shit about Harambe"

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"

"*does 3 or 4 pretty accurate karate kicks in front of a girl* ""Ya as I was saying my dad went to middle school with the drummer from Tesla"""

"There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!"

"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"

"I'm not popular, but I have nice friends. I'm not rich but I have what I need. I may not be liked but I know I'm loved."

"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"