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Joke of the Day
"I used to have phone sex now I have hearing aids"
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"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."
"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."
"Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all of the coffin."
"What do you call a very funny mountain? Hill-arious!!"
"5 birds are on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left. None they all flew away."
"My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative."
"Confucius say: ""Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."""
"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."