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Joke of the Day
"5 birds are on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left. None they all flew away."
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"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."
"What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !"
"Every KFC meal comes with a large side of regret."
"My mum made an accidental physics joke today. Me: What did you do today? Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done."
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."
"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"
"What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems? Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)"
"When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second."